A CONSPIRACY OF ONE

Via Craigslist

i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin’s. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. “grin”

24 November 2009

He actually CHEERED!

20 November 2009

ARE THE SIMPSONS WARNING US OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK ON 11/25?

19 November 2009

“The Beatles never broke up…”

8 November 2009

“…you can be dematerialized to craft rather than having to be stood in a levitation beam.”

5 November 2009

“I psychically connected to Obama…”

30 October 2009

This is not what they mean by “beating off”.

23 October 2009

100 million ninjas!

23 October 2009

Will the real Chamber of Commerce please stand up? (Hang in there. It’s long, but it’s worth it.)

21 October 2009

“I Am Sananda of the Sacred Circle of Infinity” and I has a Blog!

21 October 2009

No wonder ‘Balloon Boy’ hid in the attic. Here’s his father.

16 October 2009

“I’m not crazy. I have red hair.”

15 October 2009

How Stanley Kubrick faked the Apollo Moon Landings…

…and then filmed The Shining to tell us about it in code.

10 October 2009

This woman thinks she is the Second Coming of Christ because there are wrinkles on her palm.

9 October 2009

A bag full of crazy.

9 October 2009